Allyson

Allyson Beatrice is the author of Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? and The Amazing Adventures of Sam the Bat, and a way too occasional guest blogger at Cocktail Party Physics. She's learning to play guitar and knows three chords and the truth. Okay, actually, she knows seven chords and some bullshit. She's had two television characters named after her, and both died horrible deaths at the hands of psychopaths. She was told not to take it personally, but sometimes does. In her spare time, she wrangles scientists for a world renowned organization that rhymes with the Schmet Schmopulsion Schmaboratory. Her favorite jam is still Around the Way Girl by L.L. Cool J.

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