Matt Zarley keeps asking “WTF” in his new song and I am totally on board with that question. All I can say is that the Tumblr comment that called this “The Gay Rebecca Black” is spot-on — the song is weirdly catchy and I don’t think there’s a stereotypical or not-at-all-veiled phallic reference missed in the whole video.
I can’t stop laughing through it — and I’ve watched it three times already. Apparently it’s “based on a true story” and now I need to know if there were really pillow fights and large-spiked neon balls everywhere. I do hope that Matt finally found a good man at the end of it all.